“A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.”

“The trouble lies in the fact that people do not have an object - one thing to which they stick, letting all else go. Success is the product of the severest kind of mental and physical application.”

“The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.”

“There is nothing in the dark that isn't there when the lights are on.”

“Death is one moment, and life is so many of them.”

“I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.”