“I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.”

“If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.”

“No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right a single experiment can prove me wrong.”

“There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not.”

“Just as a cautious businessman avoids investing all his capital in one concern, so wisdom would probably admonish us also not to anticipate all our happiness from one quarter alone.”

“A good end is the reward of the pious.”