“Force always attracts men of low morality.”

“The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.”

“I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.”

“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit, a very persistent one.”

“I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.”

“It will never rain roses: when we want to have more roses we must plant more trees.”