It is wonderful how much time good people spend fighting the devil. If they would only expend the same amount of energy loving their fellow men, the devil would die in his own tracks of ennui.

That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell.

I love catching people in the act. That's why I always whip open doors.

Change your thoughts and you change your world.

A positive attitude gives you power over your circumstances instead of circumstances having power over you.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.