“I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.”

“Now, God be praised, that to believing souls gives light in darkness, comfort in despair.”

“Money is the last enemy that shall never be subdued. While there is flesh there is money or the want of money, but money is always on the brain so long as there is a brain in reasonable order.”

“If you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading.”

“No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.”

“Never, ever underestimate the importance of having fun.”