Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'

I’m no genius, but I’m smart in spots, and I stay around those spots.

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.

I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone.

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.