Television it will keep your a-s wishin' forever.

Three rules for a career: 1) Don’t sell anything you wouldn’t buy yourself; 2) Don’t work for anyone you don’t respect and admire; and 3) Work only with people you enjoy.

You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.

Death is frightening, and so is Eternal Life.

The superior man is distressed by the limitations of his ability he is not distressed by the fact that men do not recognize the ability that he has.