“Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.”

“The best place to learn ethics is in the home.”

“Rebellion without truth is like spring in a bleak, arid desert.”

“I’ve failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.”

“Never let your schooling interfere with your education.”

“I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”