“Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.”

“As regards the individual nature, woman is defective and misbegotten, for the active power of the male seed tends to the production of a perfect likeness in the masculine sex while the production of a woman comes from defect in the active power.”

“Positive anything is better than negative nothing.”

“Truthful words are not beautiful beautiful words are not truthful. Good words are not persuasive persuasive words are not good.”

“The play 's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.”

“Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!”