The play 's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Courageous people do not fear forgiving, for the sake of peace.

Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.

Truth is the silliest thing under the sun. Try to get a living by the Truth and go to the Soup Societies. Heavens! Let any clergyman try to preach the Truth from its very stronghold, the pulpit, and they would ride him out of his church on his own pulpit bannister.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?