The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

I made a mistake by being ejected from the presidency. Next time, I will choose a Cabinet which will allow me to be life President.

The play 's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.

If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is made up of.

Management is nothing more than motivating other people.