The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore.

You shouldn't be in the music business if you're posing.

Perfect happiness is a beautiful sunset, the giggle of a grandchild, the first snowfall. It’s the little things that make happy moments, not the grand events. Joy comes in sips, not gulps.

Were there no women, men might live like gods.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.