“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”

“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.”

“The republican is the only form of government which is not eternally at open or secret war with the rights of mankind.”

“Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved.”

“Everything I learned I learned from the movies.”

“You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and that person is not to be found anywhere. You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe deserve your love and affection.”