You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.

I hate facts. I always say the chief end of man is to form general propositions - adding that no general proposition is worth a d--n.

I do not believe in the God of theology who rewards good and punishes evil.

“Perfection? Being the most human you can be”

I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.