“Advertising is legalized lying.”

“So you know cats are interesting. They are kind of like girls. If they come and talk to you it's great. But if you try to talk to them it doesn't always go so well.”

“Science must have originated in the feeling that something was wrong.”

“Though this be madness, yet there is method in 't.”

“I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.”

“The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.”