“I try to buy stock in businesses that are so wonderful that an idiot can run them. Because sooner or later, one will.”

“Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.”

“Have patience—wait, but do not sit idle; work while you are waiting; smile while you are wearied with monotony; be firm while everything around you is being shaken; be joyous while the ugly face of despair grins at you; speak aloud while the malevolent forces of the nether world try to crush your mind; be valiant and courageous while men all around you are cringing with fear and cowardice.”

“We see past time in a telescope and present time in a microscope. Hence the apparent enormities of the present.”

“Nullius in verba”

“Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.”