“It seems like such a terrible shame that innocent civilians have to get hurt in wars, otherwise combat would be such a wonderfully healthy way to rid the human race of unneeded trash.”

“I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance.”

“My experience has been that work is almost the best way to pull oneself out of the depths.”

“Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding.”

“A well-spent day brings happy sleep.”

“My size has helped make me an amazing performer too. The cliche of the Funny Fat Friend: I absolutely was that character - I am that character... It's a complicated bag of tools I acquired, and I've put them all to work onstage.”