Old age is just a record of one's whole life.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

Television brought the brutality of war into the comfort of the living room. Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America - not on the battlefields of Vietnam.

And it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.

He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden.