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“Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.”
Burt Reynolds
“The worst part of success is to try finding someone who is happy for you.”
Bette Midler
“After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.”
Bette Midler
“To criticize a person for their race is manifestly irrational and ridiculous, but to criticize their religion, that is a right. That is a freedom.”
Rowan Atkinson
“Age does not bring you wisdom, age brings you wrinkles.”
Estelle Getty
“In a thousand different ways, we are taught to think small. We are taught to think we can’t change the status quo. That does not have to be.”
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Bernie Sanders
“There's a freedom to being young that is harder to come by as time goes on.”
Dave Matthews
“Success turns a lot of people off. I have a pretty solid sense of joy and respect that irritates people, and can irritate me, too.”
Dave Matthews
“Good music is good music, and everything else can go to hell.”
Dave Matthews
“There's a constantly applicable nature to soul music, whereas sometimes pop music can be a periodical.”
John Mayer
“Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart... good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, it's done.”
John Mayer
“Who I am as a guitarist is defined by my failure to become Jimi Hendrix.”
John Mayer
“I've never done anything because I thought it would look cool.”
John Mayer
“Our dreams are made of real things, like a shoebox full of photographs.”
Jack Johnson
“I became famous, I think, really because of the interpretation of other people's songs, way back when, and that's what I enjoy the most. And I'm a lazy bugger.”
Rod Stewart
“You shouldn't be in the music business if you're posing.”
Rod Stewart
“There aren't many downsides to being rich, other than paying taxes and having relatives asking for money. But being famous, that's a 24 hour job right there.”
Bill Murray
“It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft.”
Snoop Dogg
“I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It's that simple.”
Betty White