Author

Chris Rock

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“Everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an a-----e is a horrible meal.”— Chris Rock
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“If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money, he'd jump out the window.”— Chris Rock
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“Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.”— Chris Rock
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“Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?”— Chris Rock
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“I love being famous. It's almost like being white.”— Chris Rock
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“Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.”— Chris Rock
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“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”— Chris Rock
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“Hollywood's just not funny.”— Chris Rock
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“Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.”— Chris Rock
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“You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.”— Chris Rock
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“I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school.”— Chris Rock
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“A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.”— Chris Rock
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“Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.”— Chris Rock
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“Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.”— Chris Rock
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“Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.”— Chris Rock
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“My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.”— Chris Rock
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“Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.”— Chris Rock
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“Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.”— Chris Rock
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“I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.”— Chris Rock
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“I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.”— Chris Rock
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“I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.”— Chris Rock