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Dwight Schrute

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“I love catching people in the act. That's why I always whip open doors.”— Dwight Schrute
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“When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.”— Dwight Schrute
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“Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat.”— Dwight Schrute
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“I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn’t have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I’d just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus, I’d be more in tune with the moon and the tides.”— Dwight Schrute