35 quotes by Groucho Marx

“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.” — Groucho Marx

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“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” — Groucho Marx

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“I must confess, I was born at a very early age.” — Groucho Marx

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“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.” — Groucho Marx

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“She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.” — Groucho Marx

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“Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.” — Groucho Marx

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“In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.” — Groucho Marx

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“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.” — Groucho Marx

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“All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.” — Groucho Marx

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“I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.” — Groucho Marx

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