5 quotes by Joe E. Lewis

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“I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.”— Joe E. Lewis
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“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”— Joe E. Lewis
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“The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.”— Joe E. Lewis
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“I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.”— Joe E. Lewis
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“You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.”— Joe E. Lewis