12 quotes by John Barrymore

“In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.” — John Barrymore

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“A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.” — John Barrymore

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“If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.” — John Barrymore

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“I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.” — John Barrymore

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“The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.” — John Barrymore

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“You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.” — John Barrymore

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“Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.” — John Barrymore

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“Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.” — John Barrymore

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“Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?” — John Barrymore

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“The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.” — John Barrymore

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“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.” — John Barrymore

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“I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.” — John Barrymore

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