5 quotes by Lewis Black

“All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.” — Lewis Black

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“There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.” — Lewis Black

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“It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!” — Lewis Black

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“And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye.” — Lewis Black

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“Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.” — Lewis Black

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