720 quotes by Mark Twain

“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.” — Mark Twain

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“Never let your schooling interfere with your education.” — Mark Twain

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“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.” — Mark Twain

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“Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.” — Mark Twain

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“It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.” — Mark Twain

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“My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.” — Mark Twain

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“Never let your schooling interfere with your education.” — Mark Twain

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“There are three kinds of lies: lies, d--n lies, and statistics.” — Mark Twain

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“A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.” — Mark Twain

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“Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.” — Mark Twain

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“Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.” — Mark Twain

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“Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself.” — Mark Twain

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“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” — Mark Twain

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“Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.” — Mark Twain

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“The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.” — Mark Twain

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“The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal.” — Mark Twain

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“Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.” — Mark Twain

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“Substitute 'd--n' every time you're inclined to write 'very'; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.” — Mark Twain

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“Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.” — Mark Twain

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“Never let your schooling interfere with your education.” — Mark Twain

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“Never let your schooling interfere with your education.” — Mark Twain

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“Never let your schooling interfere with your education.” — Mark Twain

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“Never let your schooling interfere with your education.” — Mark Twain

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“Never let your College interfere with your education....” — Mark Twain

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“Never let your schooling interfere with your education.” — Mark Twain

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