Michael Scott

“It just seems awfully mean. But sometimes, the ends justify the mean.”

“That what she said”

“If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.”

“I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one someday.”

“No. God no. Please no. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”