6 quotes by Michael Scott

“It just seems awfully mean. But sometimes, the ends justify the mean.” — Michael Scott

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“I am not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” — Michael Scott

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“That what she said” — Michael Scott

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“If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.” — Michael Scott

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“I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one someday.” — Michael Scott

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“No. God no. Please no. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” — Michael Scott

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