56 quotes by P. J. O'Rourke

“Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.” — P. J. O'Rourke

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“I do have to travel a lot for speaking engagements.” — P. J. O'Rourke

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“People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.” — P. J. O'Rourke

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“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.” — P. J. O'Rourke

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“After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.” — P. J. O'Rourke

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“There's a certain kind of behavior in the Arab world that, to me, resembles the way young men behave when there is no significant influence from women in their lives.” — P. J. O'Rourke

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