11 quotes by Paul Lynde

“My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.” — Paul Lynde

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“Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.” — Paul Lynde

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“If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.” — Paul Lynde

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“I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.” — Paul Lynde

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“I was obsessed with being rich and famous.” — Paul Lynde

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“Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!” — Paul Lynde

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“Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.” — Paul Lynde

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“I wish I had the nerve not to tip.” — Paul Lynde

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“I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.” — Paul Lynde

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“Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.” — Paul Lynde

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“The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.” — Paul Lynde

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