Author

Spike Milligan

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“A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.”— Spike Milligan
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“My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.”— Spike Milligan
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“How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.”— Spike Milligan
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“I can speak Esperanto like a native.”— Spike Milligan
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“And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.”— Spike Milligan
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“Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.”— Spike Milligan
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“I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.”— Spike Milligan
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“It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.”— Spike Milligan
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“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.”— Spike Milligan
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“Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.”— Spike Milligan