158 private quotes tagged birthday

“It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?'” — David Sedaris

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“When I turned 60, it didn't bother me at all.” — Yoko Ono

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“We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.” — Navjot Singh Sidhu

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“I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.” — Kirstie Alley

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“There is still no cure for the common birthday.” — John Glenn

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“I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready to make music.” — Barry White

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“Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.” — Jean Paul

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“I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face.” — Stephen Hopkins

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“Just hit my 75th birthday, I'm feeling great!” — Colin Powell

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“Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?” — John Heywood

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“Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.” — Audrey Hepburn

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“I'm amazed. When I was 40, I thought I'd never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything.” — Gloria Stuart

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“If you look over the years, the styles have changed - the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it's really the same.” — John Oates

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“I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.” — Isla Fisher

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“I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.” — Ruth Warrick

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“This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.” — Art Buchwald

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“When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.” — Gloria Stuart

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“We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be.” — Lauren Hutton

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“All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.” — George Harrison

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“I'm most comfortable in my birthday suit.” — Amanda Seyfried

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“The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.” — E. Joseph Cossman

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“Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter.” — Anne Lamott

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“My best kiss was on stage. Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child gave me a really nice soft kiss on my lips during a performance on my birthday. It was amazing.” — Chris Brown

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“I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.” — Johnny Vegas

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“To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.” — John Burroughs

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