“I had a cat once, but every time I tried to give him a bath, the fur stuck to my tongue.”
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cat
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Voices on cat
“If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.”
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“So you know cats are interesting. They are kind of like girls. If they come and talk to you it's great. But if you try to talk to them it doesn't always go so well.”