167 private quotes tagged dating

“Treasure your relationships, not your possessions.” — Anthony J. D'Angelo

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“Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.” — Orson Welles

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“People could rationally decide that prolonged relationships take up too much time and effort and that they'd much rather do other kinds of things. But most people are afraid of rejection.” — Albert Ellis

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“If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.” — Orson Welles

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“I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.” — Orlando Bloom

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“Nothing is perfect. Life is messy. Relationships are complex. Outcomes are uncertain. People are irrational.” — Hugh Mackay

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“I'm friends with a lot of my exes, but it took time. We didn't just get into it. I don't think you can be friends until you're cool with them dating someone else. That's when you know.” — Rashida Jones

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“I was dating my first boyfriend in high school for a long time, and we broke up before prom. I hadn't met anyone else that I really wanted to go with, and my friends have always been amazing. So I went with my friends and got a million photos with them!” — Shay Mitchell

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“If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you.” — Carmen Electra

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“I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.” — Adam Sandler

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“My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.” — Rita Rudner

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“Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.” — Jim Bishop

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“I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.” — Gilbert Gottfried

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“If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.” — Jimmy Fallon

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“I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends, and really I wasn't a very social boy.” — Charles Kuralt

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“Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.” — Lucy Liu

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“Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.” — Kim Cattrall

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“Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese.” — Nick Cannon

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“I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?” — Kristin Davis

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“I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.” — Garry Shandling

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“I've had enough boyfriends and enough issues. I'd seen enough train wrecks.” — Taylor Dayne

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“If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death.” — Ben Kingsley

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“I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'.” — Kelly Osbourne

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“Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship.” — Garry Shandling

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“I didn't have a financial need, and I wasn't very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we think of boys as being: hard to pin down and wary of commitment.” — Candice Bergen

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