969 private quotes tagged funny

“I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny.” — Katharine McPhee

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“I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.” — David Spade

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“I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe.” — Ricky Schroder

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“I don't think of myself as a comedian, but as an artist, a scientist and chemist who just happens to be funny. I started doing stand-up to add another level to my game. I feel that I'm a young rookie with a veteran's skill.” — Marlon Wayans

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“Sometimes I am so dry that people don't know I'm kidding and think I'm being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny.” — Robert Crais

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“I would love to play 'Funny Girl' or 'Evita,' but I idolize the women who have played those parts. I don't know if there needs to be another version of those shows.” — Idina Menzel

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“When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.” — Scott Thompson

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“I think it's actually a misperception that I am a comedic actress. I do more drama than comedy but very little of it has been seen. When you are in big funny movies and they do well and your little part in it kind of explodes people perceive you as a comedian.” — Octavia Spencer

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“It's a bit like school camp, shooting a film. Everyone's on heat. It's a strange energy. It's full of adrenalin. I funnel my excess energy in funny little ways. I do a lot of dancing in my trailer. I love music.” — Alice Englert

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“I feel funny about owning art. I don't really want to say: 'Wow, come and see my Monet - it's in a dark room at the bottom of my cellar.'” — Baz Luhrmann

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“At school I was very shy. I wasn't funny really.” — Michel Gondry

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“I always approach comedy roles pretending they aren't funny.” — Brendan Fraser

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“So often, I read scripts and am like, 'This would never happen in real life. It's not trying to be funny. It's trying to be serious.'” — Shailene Woodley

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“What was funny if you were there is that we were all immensely sophisticated people who knew exactly what she was going to say and we're chatting away, nice to see you.” — Anthony Holden

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“I remember listening to the radio as a kid and finding that the songs always made me feel more peaceful. Funny, but the more hurtin' the music was, the better it made me feel. I think of that now when I write my songs. I may not be feelin' the blues myself, but I'm writing them for other people who have a hard life.” — Chris Isaak

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“It's funny that it all becomes about clothes. It's bizarre. You work your b--t off and then you win an award and it's all about your dress. You can't get away from it.” — Reese Witherspoon

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“I think it's so funny when people think they can't control a movie star. They can. We're just women, you know.” — Esther Williams

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“I love Mikhail Bulgakov. He is very original and takes the story to unexpected places. I didn't realise political writing could be so funny.” — Denise Mina

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“And there's a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because it's not CG, there's something funny about it.” — Matt Stone

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“Acting is all about big hair and funny props... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it.” — Harold Ramis

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“Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny.” — Harold Ramis

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“It's funny, in a way the actor is a writer. It's not like the two things are so separate as to be like apples and oranges. The writer and the actor are one.” — Sam Shepard

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“They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny.That made me the coolest aunt on earth.” — Tina Yothers

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“It is funny what a year can do.” — Victor Cruz

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“Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens.” — David Hyde Pierce

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