“I love catching people in the act. That's why I always whip open doors.”
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“Walk away, b---h.”
Gabe Lewis
“Sometimes I wonder if I have ovaries in my s-----m because I am great at girl talk.”
Gabe Lewis
“I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one someday.”
Michael Scott
“If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.”
Michael Scott
“I am not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
Michael Scott
“Don't drop the soap!”
Prison Mike
“Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat.”
Dwight Schrute
“When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.”
Dwight Schrute
“No. God no. Please no. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
Michael Scott
“That what she said”
Michael Scott