“Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.”
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“I met Woz when I was 13, at a friend's garage. He was about 18. He was, like, the first person I met who knew more electronics than I did at that point. We became good friends, because we shared an interest in computers and we had a sense of humor. We pulled all kinds of pranks together.”
Steve Jobs
“Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.”
Mark Twain
“Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.”
Mark Twain
“Humor is the most engaging cowardice.”
Robert Frost
“Wit is the lowest form of humor.”
Alexander Pope
“We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.”
Logan P. Smith
“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
Jerry Seinfeld
“Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.”
Mark Twain
“Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.”
Stephen Hawking
“When art critics get together, they talk about Form and Structure and Meaning. When artists get together, they talk about where you can buy cheap turpentine.”
Pablo Picasso
“The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.”
Bertrand Russell
“Any customer can have a car painted any color that he wants so long as it is black.”
Henry Ford
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”
Oscar Wilde
“It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.”
Oscar Wilde
“From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.”
Dr. Seuss
“If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.”
Douglas Adams
“Never let your schooling interfere with your education.”
Mark Twain
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
Oscar Wilde
“I can resist everything except temptation.”
Oscar Wilde
“Critics are men who sit and watch a battle from a high place and come down to shoot the survivors.”
Ernest Hemingway
“I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.”
E. B. White
“It just seems awfully mean. But sometimes, the ends justify the mean.”
Michael Scott