14 quotes by Bob Hope

“A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?” — Bob Hope

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“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.” — Bob Hope

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“I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.” — Bob Hope

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“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.” — Bob Hope

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“I have too much money invested in sweaters.” — Bob Hope

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“If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.” — Bob Hope

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“When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.” — Bob Hope

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“If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.” — Bob Hope

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“If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.” — Bob Hope

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“I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.” — Bob Hope

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“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” — Bob Hope

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“You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” — Bob Hope

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“A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.” — Bob Hope

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“The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.” — Bob Hope

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