14 quotes by Dick Gregory

“You know, I always say white is not a colour, white is an attitude, and if you haven't got trillions of dollars in the bank that you don't need, you can't be white.” — Dick Gregory

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“You hear entertainers all the time, saying, 'If I couldn't get paid for this, I'd do it for free.' When's the last time you ever heard a business person say, 'If I couldn't get paid for being chairman of British Petroleum, I'd do it for free'?” — Dick Gregory

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“People with high blood pressure, diabetes - those are conditions brought about by life style. If you change the life style, those conditions will leave.” — Dick Gregory

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“It's cool to be healthy.” — Dick Gregory

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“My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn't a Christian, she would stomp you to death.” — Dick Gregory

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“When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps.” — Dick Gregory

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“We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because we didn't think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre.” — Dick Gregory

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“Let me tell you, never before in the history of this planet has anybody made the progress that African-Americans have made in a 30-year period, in spite of many black folks and white folks lying to one another.” — Dick Gregory

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“I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.” — Dick Gregory

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“Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.” — Dick Gregory

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“When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening - there wasn't no 24-hour news.” — Dick Gregory

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“In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport.” — Dick Gregory

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“I buy about $1,500 worth of papers every month. Not that I trust them. I'm looking for the crack in the fabric.” — Dick Gregory

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“And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.” — Dick Gregory

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