16 quotes by Doug Larson

“The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.” — Doug Larson

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“More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.” — Doug Larson

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“The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.” — Doug Larson

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“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.” — Doug Larson

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“Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.” — Doug Larson

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“Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.” — Doug Larson

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“The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.” — Doug Larson

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“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!” — Doug Larson

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“A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.” — Doug Larson

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“The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.” — Doug Larson

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“A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.” — Doug Larson

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“Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.” — Doug Larson

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“Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.” — Doug Larson

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“For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.” — Doug Larson

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“Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.” — Doug Larson

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“Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.” — Doug Larson

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