16 quotes by Doug Larson

“The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.”— Doug Larson

“More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.”— Doug Larson

“The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.”— Doug Larson

“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.”— Doug Larson

“Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.”— Doug Larson

“Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.”— Doug Larson

“The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.”— Doug Larson

“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!”— Doug Larson

“A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.”— Doug Larson

“The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.”— Doug Larson

“A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.”— Doug Larson

“Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.”— Doug Larson

“Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.”— Doug Larson

“For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.”— Doug Larson

“Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.”— Doug Larson

“Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.”— Doug Larson