4 quotes by Dwight Schrute

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4 favs 0↑ / 0↓	“I love catching people in the act. That's why I always whip open doors.” – Dwight Schrute tags: the-office, funny
1 fav 0↑ / 0↓	“When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.” – Dwight Schrute
1 fav 0↑ / 0↓	“Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat.” – Dwight Schrute
0 favs 0↑ / 0↓	“I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn’t have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I’d just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus, I’d be more in tune with the moon and the tides.” – Dwight Schrute