7 quotes by Jay London

“I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.” — Jay London

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“My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.” — Jay London

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“My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.” — Jay London

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“I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.” — Jay London

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“It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.” — Jay London

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“I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.” — Jay London

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“I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?” — Jay London

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