17 quotes by Lily Tomlin

“Remember we're all in this alone.” — Lily Tomlin

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“We're all in this alone.” — Lily Tomlin

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“If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?” — Lily Tomlin

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“The best mind-altering drug is the truth.” — Lily Tomlin

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“Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.” — Lily Tomlin

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“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” — Lily Tomlin

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“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” — Lily Tomlin

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“You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.” — Lily Tomlin

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“Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?” — Lily Tomlin

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“Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.” — Lily Tomlin

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“I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.” — Lily Tomlin

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“Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.” — Lily Tomlin

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“But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.” — Lily Tomlin

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“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.” — Lily Tomlin

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“Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.” — Lily Tomlin

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“The road to success is always under construction.” — Lily Tomlin

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“I guess if people couldn't profit from war I don't think there would be war.” — Lily Tomlin

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