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Rodney Dangerfield

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“My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.”— Rodney Dangerfield
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“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”— Rodney Dangerfield
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“I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.”— Rodney Dangerfield