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“What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one.” — Ashley Scott

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“The funny thing is the songs that people think are about me probably aren't. And the songs that are probably are the ones they wouldn't think... so that's where it kind of is funny.” — LeAnn Rimes

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“What I fell in love with as a child was 'My Fair Lady,' 'Funny Face,' 'American in Paris,' and 'Singin' in the Rain.' Just perfect movies to me and I was dancing. I started ballet when I was three. And I fell in love with those movies and fell in love with Audrey Hepburn and Leslie Caron.” — Dianna Agron

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“Most of my ideas just come out funny.” — Tim Heidecker

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“Funny, I don't feel any more powerful today than yesterday.” — Jerry B. Jenkins

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“I believe, in a funny way, the job of the novelist is to be out there on the fringes and speaking for an experience that has not really been spoken for.” — Donna Tartt

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“Sometimes laughing isn't the best judge of what's funny, 'cause I think there's a lot of things that are really funny that don't make you laugh, that don't make you physically, audibly make a noise, but is something that is much more powerful than that.” — Tim Heidecker

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“There's a constant flow of child actors. It's kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor little things. You're going to have to struggle for a long time.” — Tina Yothers

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“We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the 'Girlfriend in a Coma' is, like, really funny.” — Zach Galifianakis

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“When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.” — Zach Galifianakis

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“What's funny about that is when I was writing Twilight just for myself and not thinking of it as a book, I was not thinking about publishing, and yet at the same time I was casting it in my head. Because when I read books, I see them very visually.” — Stephenie Meyer

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“I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.” — Todd Phillips

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“It's funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9.” — Josh Lucas

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“There's a darkness under 'The Hangover' because ultimately there's a missing person and it's not really that funny. There's a sort of darkness under it that I love, and still people are laughing as hard if not harder than they did in 'Old School.'” — Todd Phillips

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“You know, if I started worrying about what the critics think, I'd never make another comedy. You couldn't pick a less funny group than critics - you couldn't find a more bitter group of people!” — Todd Phillips

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“When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them.” — Paul Merton

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“I like the hot-cold, the sugar-salt, being able to play over-the-top and dramatic things - in the same film. Just as in my life, I can be very funny and at other times almost extinguished.” — Jean Dujardin

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“And regardless of the fact that in this country, certainly in the arts, we treat comedy as a second-class citizen, I've never thought of it that way. I've always thought it to be important. The last time I looked, the Greeks were holding up two masks. I've always thought of it not only as having equal value, but as the craft of it, being funny.” — Jeff Daniels

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“It's a funny thing because you look at the careers of other filmmakers, and you see them sort of slow down, and you realize, maybe this becomes harder to do as you get older. That's sort of a cautionary thing. I hope it doesn't happen to me.” — Joel Coen

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“Comedy is so subjective. You could be in a room with 400 people laughing at a joke and you could just not think it's funny. You're just sitting there like, 'Am I in the twilight zone? Why is everyone laughing?' It's such a personal thing. People have such a personal visceral response to comedy.” — Todd Phillips

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“When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird.” — Nicky Hilton

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“I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it was his personality and how funny and charming he was.” — John Badham

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“It's so different when you change your hair color, you're treated so differently. It's a very funny experience. It's fun - I love changing up my hair.” — Kate Bosworth

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“They're great girls. They're very funny, they're very smart, they're fun to be with. They're very lively, as I think people can tell. And you know, they're very confident girls.” — Laura Bush

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“I'm a big fan of certain new acts. I love any genre of music, and I think it's really great to see that there are new artists coming through. It's kinda funny to think that I'm like the old man on campus now. But I'm really happy for groups like One Direction. I think they're really good guys.” — Joe Jonas

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