969 private quotes tagged funny

“The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. 'Bridesmaids' is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as 'Bad Teacher.'” — Chris Pratt

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“It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain.” — Rick Baker

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“It's funny how I use social media because I don't use it to promote my restaurants that much. I use it for social issues and I think that's what it's for. I do a few things - I mess around with music a lot because that's a passion of mine. If something strikes me and I want to share it, I do.” — Tom Colicchio

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“I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.” — Don Rickles

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“Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.” — Don Rickles

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“Everybody's funny if you love them.” — Anna Torv

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“Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type.” — Colin Quinn

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“Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On 'Parks and Rec,' we've got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the world working there. And if anything, we don't just effuse to one another and be like, 'Oh, Rob Lowe's really funny,' if he wasn't.” — Chris Pratt

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“People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player.” — Sheryl Crow

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“I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.” — Janeane Garofalo

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“I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person.” — Janeane Garofalo

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“You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything.” — Colin Quinn

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“The funny thing is that I write and I act a lot about being Jewish, but I don't really think about it as a regular person.” — Liev Schreiber

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“I'm one of those hovering mothers and I know it's really important to have an independent child, so I'm trying to back off, but it's hard. I love him so much, and he's so funny and cute to me.” — Selma Blair

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“I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned.” — Kristen Bell

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“You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.” — Colin Quinn

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“People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life.” — Mark Ruffalo

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“I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.'” — Anna Torv

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“I've dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look.” — Ryan Seacrest

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“If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.” — Marlon Wayans

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“I come more to Scotland than I ever used to, so I feel more connected to it, more part of the zeitgeist. You know when you realize you have a choice and I'm choosing my homeland. It's funny: when you get older these things creep up to you.” — Alan C-----g

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“Everybody's funny in different ways.” — Colin Quinn

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“Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.” — Norm MacDonald

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“You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.” — Colin Quinn

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“I do find comedy difficult. I don't know why. Maybe I think about it too much. There's a tremendous amount of pressure to be funny.” — Michelle Pfeiffer

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