941 private quotes tagged marriage

“She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.” — Henny Youngman

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“Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.” — Zsa Zsa Gabor

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“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.” — Joey Adams

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“I don't know how it is for women or for other guys, but when I was young and in my 20s, I had a fear of marriage.” — Jeff Bridges

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“A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.” — Helen Rowland

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“Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.” — Franz Schubert

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“I oppose any attempt to grant homosexual unions the same legal privileges that civil government affords to traditional marriage and family life.” — Todd Akin

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“Sooner or later they are going to live in a New York City where gay marriage is not only legal, but it's common and they don't even notice.” — Anthony Weiner

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“I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.” — Lyndon B. Johnson

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“Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.” — Katharine Hepburn

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“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” — Henny Youngman

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“To seduce a woman famous for strict morals, religious fervor and the happiness of her marriage: what could possibly be more prestigious?” — Christopher Hampton

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“They say marriage will change you but it didn't change me. Being in love changed me.” — R. Kelly

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“Above all, we must have great respect for these people who also suffer and who want to find their own way of correct living. On the other hand, to create a legal form of a kind of homosexual marriage, in reality, does not help these people.” — Joseph Ratzinger

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“A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.” — Eddie Cantor

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“Defining marriage is a power that should be left to the states. Moreover, no state should be forced to recognize a marriage that is not within its own laws, Constitution, and legal precedents.” — John Sununu

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“When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.” — Joseph Campbell

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“Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.” — Groucho Marx

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“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?” — Groucho Marx

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“On the one hand, the idea of marriage and the sort of traditional family life repulses me. But on the other hand, I long for it, you know what I mean? I'm constantly in conflict with things. And it is because of my past and my upbringing and the journey that I've been on.” — Madonna Ciccone

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“If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.” — Katharine Hepburn

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“Gay marriage is the last bastion of, to me... as a legal, ceremonial, sentimental and religious side, it's one of the last steps. Retaining your job being one of the earlier steps, like, not getting kicked out of your job because you're gay.” — Gus Van Sant

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“A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.” — John Steinbeck

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“A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.” — James H. Boren

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“I believe wholeheartedly in marriage. I don't exclusively mean a marriage with a legal contract, but any relationship that constitutes a marriage because of the quality of their relationship.” — Helen Reddy

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