69 quotes by Will Rogers

“The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.” — Will Rogers

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“The United States never lost a war or won a conference.” — Will Rogers

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“There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.” — Will Rogers

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“Politics is applesauce.” — Will Rogers

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“We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?” — Will Rogers

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“The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.” — Will Rogers

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“The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.” — Will Rogers

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“If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.” — Will Rogers

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“It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.” — Will Rogers

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“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.” — Will Rogers

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“I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.” — Will Rogers

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“Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.” — Will Rogers

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“Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.” — Will Rogers

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“It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.” — Will Rogers

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“I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.” — Will Rogers

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“Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.” — Will Rogers

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“The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.” — Will Rogers

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“Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.” — Will Rogers

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“So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.” — Will Rogers

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