69 quotes by Will Rogers

“People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.” — Will Rogers

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“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.” — Will Rogers

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“If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.” — Will Rogers

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“In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.” — Will Rogers

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“When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.” — Will Rogers

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“Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?” — Will Rogers

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“This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.” — Will Rogers

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“Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.” — Will Rogers

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“A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.” — Will Rogers

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“On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.” — Will Rogers

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“Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.” — Will Rogers

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“Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.” — Will Rogers

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“I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.” — Will Rogers

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“A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.” — Will Rogers

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“Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.” — Will Rogers

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“Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.” — Will Rogers

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“People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.” — Will Rogers

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“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.” — Will Rogers

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“Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.” — Will Rogers

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“There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” — Will Rogers

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“A fool and his money are soon elected.” — Will Rogers

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“Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.” — Will Rogers

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“Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.” — Will Rogers

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“Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.” — Will Rogers

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“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.” — Will Rogers

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