28973 has 4 favorites

“Every good scientist is half B.F. Skinner and half P.T. Barnum.” — Principal Skinner. The Simpsons.

Context:I would add, "these percentages might vary"

1 fav

“Where there is love there is life.” — Mahatma Gandhi

17 favs

“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” — George Burns

2 favs

“I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.” — Mitch Hedberg

2 favs