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“Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.” — Phyllis Diller

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“It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.” — Oscar Wilde

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“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.” — Bob Hope

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“Before I speak, I have something important to say.” — Groucho Marx

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“Get the facts first. You can distort them later.” — Mark Twain

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“If I could explain it to the average person, I wouldn't have been worth the Nobel Prize.” — Richard Feynman

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“Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans.” — Napoleon Hill

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“Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.” — George Bernard Shaw

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“I've dealt with many crises in my life, but few will ever happen.” — Mark Twain

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“The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill.” — Albert Einstein

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