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“It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.”
Oscar Wilde
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”
Bob Hope
“Before I speak, I have something important to say.”
Groucho Marx
“Get the facts first. You can distort them later.”
Mark Twain
“If I could explain it to the average person, I wouldn't have been worth the Nobel Prize.”
Richard Feynman
“Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans.”
Napoleon Hill
“Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.”
George Bernard Shaw
“I've dealt with many crises in my life, but few will ever happen.”
Mark Twain
“The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill.”
Albert Einstein
“Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.”
Stanislaw Lec
“Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.”
Søren Kierkegaard