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“All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.” — Fran Lebowitz

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“If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.” — Fran Lebowitz

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“Polite conversation is rarely either.” — Fran Lebowitz

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“You're only as good as your last haircut.” — Fran Lebowitz

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“My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.” — Fran Lebowitz

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“If you're going to America, bring your own food.” — Fran Lebowitz

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“Andy Warhol made fame more famous.” — Fran Lebowitz

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“I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.” — Fran Lebowitz

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“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.” — Fran Lebowitz

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“There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.” — Fran Lebowitz

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