29 quotes by Kin Hubbard

“No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.” — Kin Hubbard

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“We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.” — Kin Hubbard

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“Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.” — Kin Hubbard

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“Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.” — Kin Hubbard

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“There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.” — Kin Hubbard

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“Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.” — Kin Hubbard

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“After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.” — Kin Hubbard

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“As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.” — Kin Hubbard

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“A good listener is usually thinking about something else.” — Kin Hubbard

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“I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.” — Kin Hubbard

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“It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.” — Kin Hubbard

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“It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.” — Kin Hubbard

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“Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.” — Kin Hubbard

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“The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.” — Kin Hubbard

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“Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.” — Kin Hubbard

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“Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.” — Kin Hubbard

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“The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.” — Kin Hubbard

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“It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.” — Kin Hubbard

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“When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.” — Kin Hubbard

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“Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.” — Kin Hubbard

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“Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.” — Kin Hubbard

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“Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.” — Kin Hubbard

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“Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.” — Kin Hubbard

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“Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.” — Kin Hubbard

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“No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.” — Kin Hubbard

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