5 private quotes tagged comedian

“Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.” — George Carlin

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“Everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an a-----e is a horrible meal.” — Chris Rock

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“From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.” — Groucho Marx

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“Before I speak, I have something important to say.” — Groucho Marx

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“I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing.” — Dave Chappelle

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