969 private quotes tagged funny

“It's funny, I do try to maintain health. I started doing Bikram yoga which is that hothouse yoga, the 105 degrees yoga for 90 minutes. It's great, you purge out all the sweat and you're drinking water.” — Bryan Cranston

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“In this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think that's funny.” — Leighton Meester

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“I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.” — Eddie Izzard

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“I thought I was funny as a kid.” — Jo Brand

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“The funny thing is that I'm the girl who no one sees at the beach. Ask anyone who's traveled with me. Normally, I'm in so many layers, I look like Lawrence of Arabia!” — Vera Wang

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“The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'” — Isaac Asimov

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“I'd like to do a film which is funny.” — Clive Owen

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“The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'” — Adam Carolla

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“I had a very funny family.” — Zach Braff

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“It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.” — Jimi Hendrix

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“It's funny: I'm a lifelong musician, but because I principally play the piano it's been a solitary thing.” — Gary Oldman

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“As a writer, or as a filmmaker, you have to present yourself, and part of what yourself is is what you're interested in, or what you think is funny, or what you think is sad, or what you think is horrible.” — Charlie Kaufman

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“What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.” — David Sedaris

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“No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was.” — Annie Leibovitz

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“It's funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts.” — Jason Reitman

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“I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.” — Maggie Smith

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“People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think I'm as sane as anyone who's done what I've done in movies can be.” — Philip Seymour Hoffman

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“It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music.” — Tom Petty

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“Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny.” — Betty White

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“You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.” — Steve Irwin

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“Being funny, it turns out, is like being a bank. It's a confidence trick. As long as everyone believes in you, you are fine.” — Evan Davis

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“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” — Steve Martin

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“I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she's worked twice as hard to get there, she's had to prove that she can be the leader, first, and then be funny on top of it. She has to emit a confidence that she's in control.” — Wendy Liebman

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“It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.” — Tracey Ullman

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“And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death brings back the death you mourned earlier and you get into a bit of a pile-up.” — Nigella Lawson

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