969 private quotes tagged funny

“For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.” — James Herriot

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“It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together.” — Courteney Cox

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“But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where, if a movie reads really funny and then has some dramatic or violent or sinister stuff in it, you can't forget that primarily it has to be even funnier than you read it or that other stuff doesn't work.” — Robert Downey, Jr.

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“I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep.” — Jimmy Fallon

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“I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.” — Craig Ferguson

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“Memories are doing funny things to us.” — Milos Forman

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“I don't just try to be funny.” — Bil Keane

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“No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'” — Trey Parker

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“It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling, you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the rest of your life.” — Jonah Hill

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“I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that.” — Jamie Foxx

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“In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.” — Trey Parker

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“You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. I'm a black actor, so I can't really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta go do my thing, and my jokes have got to be funny. Whatever I do has got to be great.” — Jamie Foxx

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“TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over.” — Drew Carey

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“It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want.” — Trey Parker

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“It's funny because it's funny.” — David Spade

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“I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.” — Lynda Barry

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“A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.” — Bobby Darin

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“I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day.” — Magic Johnson

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“So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.” — Al Yankovic

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“Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.” — Arthur Smith

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“That's why I like to get out there, and get people to see the other side of Mitt, and know us in a different reflection when you see the family and how funny he is with the boys and with the grandkids. And you know, just what a super guy he is. That's part of what I am doing, is letting people see the other side of Mitt.” — Ann Romney

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“Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.” — Mike Myers

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“Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.” — Drew Carey

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“I want to be in 'Funny Girl.' And I want Ryan Murphy to direct it.” — Lea Michele

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“Funny is funny.” — Don Rickles

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