969 private quotes tagged funny

“I'm so single. It's funny. I'm usually a relationship girl. I love being in love and having a partner in crime. But it's good to be your own partner in crime. God, that makes me sound like I have multiple-personality disorder.” — Brittany Snow

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“For years, it's driven me crazy that women don't have better roles, especially in comedies. I know so many funny women but I always felt... misogynist streak is too strong a term - but a dismissiveness.” — Paul Feig

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“If you are a great dramatic actor then you often don't know if people are enjoying your stuff at all because they are sitting there in silence. But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't.” — Steve Coogan

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“I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.” — Shaquille O'Neal

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“I'm very silly as a person, but quality silliness on-screen has more of an art to it. Harrison Ford, whom I was in 'Morning Glory' with, has mastered that dry funny better than anyone.” — Rachel McAdams

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“With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.” — Kristen Wiig

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“On the stage you're there, it's live. There's a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away.” — Theodore Bikel

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“I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously.” — Rachel Weisz

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“It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.” — Joe Rogan

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“I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?” — Orlando Bloom

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“It sounds funny, but the 2008 Olympics were something that just kind of happened, and I was lucky they came at a point when I was uninjured and well prepared. As a gymnast, you can't ask for much more.” — Shawn Johnson

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“In a funny way, poems are suited to modern life. They're short, they're intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines, and a poem takes less time than an article.” — Caroline Kennedy

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“Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.” — Dave Chappelle

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“I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place.” — Vera Farmiga

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“It's funny with fiction - once you cut something, it hasn't happened anymore.” — George Saunders

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“You know, I've always thought that it would be really funny if somebody made a romantic comedy where absolutely everything went well from beginning to end.” — Fiona Apple

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“This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!” — Vanessa Hudgens

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“Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information.” — Ted Allen

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“I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'” — Paul Feig

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“I grew up in a funny way.” — Gordon Ramsay

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“It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end.” — Bjork

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“Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing.” — Rowan Atkinson

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“I show them the funny part, the silly part, the laughing part, the crazy part and then the really deep, deep part where I'm talking from my heart to these people. Because I've been through everything they've been through.” — Richard Simmons

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“This may sound funny, but as much as the 'Today' show matured me, it also was something of a cocoon. I'd been happy there. I never went into the boss's office and pounded my fist on the desk, saying, 'Give me more money! Give me a prime-time show!'” — Jane Pauley

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“Funny is funny is funny.” — Bob Newhart

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