69 quotes by Will Rogers

“We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.” — Will Rogers

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“The best way out of a difficulty is through it.” — Will Rogers

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“There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.” — Will Rogers

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“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers

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“My goal is to live until I die.” — Will Rogers

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“The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.” — Will Rogers

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“The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.” — Will Rogers

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“Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.” — Will Rogers

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“Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.” — Will Rogers

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“If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.” — Will Rogers

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“If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.” — Will Rogers

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“If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.” — Will Rogers

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“I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.” — Will Rogers

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“America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.” — Will Rogers

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“It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.” — Will Rogers

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“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.” — Will Rogers

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“There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.” — Will Rogers

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“An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.” — Will Rogers

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“The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'” — Will Rogers

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“We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.” — Will Rogers

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“I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.” — Will Rogers

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“Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.” — Will Rogers

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“If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.” — Will Rogers

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“You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.” — Will Rogers

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“The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.” — Will Rogers

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