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“I can resist everything except temptation.” — Oscar Wilde

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“Critics are men who sit and watch a battle from a high place and come down to shoot the survivors.” — Ernest Hemingway

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“I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.” — E. B. White

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“It just seems awfully mean. But sometimes, the ends justify the mean.” — Michael Scott

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“I love catching people in the act. That's why I always whip open doors.” — Dwight Schrute

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“Walk away, b---h.” — Gabe Lewis

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“Sometimes I wonder if I have ovaries in my s-----m because I am great at girl talk.” — Gabe Lewis

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“I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one someday.” — Michael Scott

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“If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.” — Michael Scott

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“I am not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” — Michael Scott

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