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“A film that I love is 'Raising Arizona' and that's funny but it's quite indie and weird and odd and quirky. I'd love to do something like that. Who knows?” — Stephen Moyer

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“I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.” — Sarah Silverman

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“I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.” — Jerry Stiller

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“I mean, I'm married first of all to one of, if not the most wonderful women in the world. She is everything - funny, attractive, hard-working, she has integrity, she loves me to bits.” — Seal

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“But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.” — Sarah Silverman

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“I got the wake-up call that no one is policing our oceans. I wondered, how can I do anything? What really can I do to make things better? There are some perks to being a celebrity. My job is to be funny once in a while, but it's my responsibility to make good use of it.” — Angela Kinsey

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“They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.” — Clint Eastwood

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“I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.” — Anthony Anderson

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“The music industry is really funny, when you have a hit record, everyone knows who are you, everyone wants to do duets with you, then if you have a miss, people suffer from amnesia.” — Seal

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“I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.” — Rob Corddry

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“It's so funny when you're actually directing because things start popping that you don't expect to pop, and something that you think is going to pop, maybe doesn't quite have the impetus that you thought it might.” — Stephen Moyer

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“Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.” — Sarah Silverman

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“It's funny, because '1600 Penn' was the first time I really started to read the reviews, because I am an executive producer and I wanted to see what people were enjoying and not enjoying as a means to an end, right?” — Josh Gad

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“Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it.” — Ben Stiller

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“I think one of the basic tasks in life - one of the nice things we can do for each other - is to take things that are horrible and scary and make them acceptable and less frightening and, if possible, funny. It feels great to succeed at that.” — Julia Sweeney

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“I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl.” — Emmanuelle Chriqui

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“During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.” — Jerry Stiller

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“It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh.” — Abel Ferrara

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“Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.” — Rob Corddry

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“The prospects for a coherent, hilarious and consistent American comedy seem to lessen every year, as the poor waterlogged, gassy corpse called 'Evan Almighty' proved when it floated ashore recently. So there's a temptation to think too highly of Robin Williams's uneven but occasionally funny 'License to Wed.'” — Stephen Hunter

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“And of course Marc Cherry heightens it and makes it hilarious. But there's so many universal themes in the show, and he made it so funny. We knew he was onto something if he could keep it up and, thankfully, he did.” — James Denton

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“I know people will think it's funny because I've done glamour modelling in the past, but I felt embarrassed about my body and just wanted to cover it up.” — Jennifer Ellison

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“It's funny because 'The Book of Mormon' is 'The Book of Mormon' now. When I was doing it at the very beginning, and I was a part of it for four years and always believed in it, I never really knew if it was going to be more than a convention for 'South Park' fans.” — Josh Gad

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“There have been times when I felt suicidal and I would stop my head from going in that direction of negativity because I thought there'd be something I'd miss that was funny in the future. If there's a chance I'm going to laugh tomorrow then want to live to experience that.” — Dave Navarro

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“Wikipedia is just an incredible thing. It is fact-encirclingly huge, and it is idiosyncratic, careful, messy, funny, shocking and full of simmering controversies - and it is free, and it is fast.” — Nicholson Baker

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