969 private quotes tagged funny

“I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about how it's going to go over.” — Ben Stiller

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“The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic, blonde actress with the funny voice.” — Joey Lauren Adams

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“But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.” — Wanda Sykes

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“Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.” — Jeff Ross

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“My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken, normal human beings while I'm just a lunatic. I don't know where this loud, ballsy, hammy ridiculousness came from. I'm just glad I followed my goals and my parents did too. It's not like we even had a plan when I dragged my mom to Los Angeles.” — Emma Stone

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“It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.” — Artie Lange

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“Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.” — Tucker Carlson

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“I don't write literary fiction - I write books that are entertaining, but are also, I hope, well-constructed and thoughtful and funny and have things to say about men and women and families and children and life in America today.” — Jennifer Weiner

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“People are funny, and in the most tragic situations, when comedy erupts from nowhere, it can turn on its head within the space of a second or a minute. You're laughing one minute and you're crying the next and that's just life for me, and that is what people are like.” — Sally Hawkins

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“So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life.” — Piper Perabo

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“When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group.” — Shirin Ebadi

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“I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.” — Jeff Ross

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“Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage.” — Stevie Wonder

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“It's a funny thing about life if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.” — W. Somerset Maugham

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“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.” — Billy Wilder

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“I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on.” — Lauren Graham

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“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” — Lily Tomlin

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“Keep your sense of humor, my friend if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.” — Wavy Gravy

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“It's funny. You succeed, but now where are you gonna go from there? I've got to keep proving that I can laugh or cry more real each time.” — Jeff Bridges

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“My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain.” — Jeff Ross

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“Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.” — P. J. O'Rourke

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“I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.” — Megan Fox

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“I rant, therefore I am.” — Dennis Miller

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“Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.” — William Arthur Ward

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“Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.” — P. J. O'Rourke

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