683 private quotes tagged car

“I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.” — Steven Wright

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“I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.” — Steven Wright

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“Mass transportation is doomed to failure in North America because a person's car is the only place where he can be alone and think.” — Marshall McLuhan

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“America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.” — Hunter S. Thompson

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“I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.” — Woody Allen

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“Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in plane crashes, lose their arms and legs in car accidents people die every day. Same with fighters: some die, some get hurt, some go on. You just don't let yourself believe it will happen to you.” — Muhammad Ali

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“Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.” — E. B. White

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“I would have probably stolen cars - it would have given me the same adrenaline rush as racing.” — Valentino Rossi

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“Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.” — E. Joseph Cossman

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“There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace.” — Richard Pryor

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“I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money.” — Sammy Davis, Jr.

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“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.” — Doug Larson

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“The racing driver's mind has to have the ability to have amazing anticipation, coordination, and reflex. Because of the speed the car goes.” — Emerson Fittipaldi

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“It's like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.” — E. L. Doctorow

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“We approach people the same way we approach our cars. We take the poor kid to a doctor and ask, What's wrong with him, how much will it cost, and when can I pick him up?” — James Hillman

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“In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.” — Scott Adams

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“It's a never ending battle of making your cars better and also trying to be better yourself.” — Dale Earnhardt

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“The cars we drive say a lot about us.” — Alexandra Paul

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“Personally, I just think rap music is the best thing out there, period. If you look at my deck in my car radio, you're always going to find a hip-hop tape that's all I buy, that's all I live, that's all I listen to, that's all I love.” — Eminem

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“My dream car would be a Maserati. That would be amazing.” — Jordana Brewster

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“I really think we should pass a law in every state, I don't care whether it takes the independence away from an old person or not. You shouldn't be driving a car if you're over the age of 80. Maybe even less than that.” — Evel Knievel

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“I would never kill a living thing, although I probably have inadvertently while driving automobiles.” — Don Van Vliet

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“See, what you're meant to do when you have a mid-life crisis is buy a fast car, aren't you? Well, I've always had fast cars. It's not that. It's the fear that you're past your best. It's the fear that the stuff you've done in the past is your best work.” — Robbie Coltrane

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“Back in the mid-1970s, we adopted some fairly ambitious goals to improve efficiency of our cars. What did we get? We got a tremendous boost in efficiency.” — Jay Inslee

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“We're just into toys, whether it's motorcycles or race cars or computers. I've got the Palm Pilot right here with me, I've got the world's smallest phone. Maybe it's just because I'm still a big little kid and I just love toys, you know?” — Catherine Bell

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