158 private quotes tagged birthday

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“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”— Robert Frost
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“How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?”— Satchel Paige
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“I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.”— Mitch Hedberg
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“The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.”— Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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“The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.”— Oprah Winfrey
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“About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.”— Kurt Vonnegut
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“There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.”— Lewis Carroll
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“The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.”— Brian Tracy
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“You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”— Bob Hope
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“A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.”— Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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“For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.”— Steven Wright
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“I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.”— Eleanor Roosevelt
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“The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.”— Samuel Johnson
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“A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.”— Thomas Fuller
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“With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.”— Rodney Dangerfield
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“Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.”— C. S. Lewis
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“Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.”— Plautus
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“I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'”— Steven Wright
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“God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.”— Voltaire
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“Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.”— Sammy Hagar
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“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.”— Erma Bombeck
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“My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.”— Jim Valvano
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“And currently, there are four to five new works in the pipeline for upcoming celebrations such as the Sydney 2000 Olympics, Australian Federation, my 50th Birthday, and Sydney Dance Company's 25th Anniversary.”— Graeme Murphy
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“Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.”— Mary Schmich
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“You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'”— Jerry Seinfeld