904 private quotes tagged home

“Education begins at home and I applaud the parents who recognize that they - not someone else - must take responsibility to assure that their children are well educated.” — Ernest Istook

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“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.” — Henny Youngman

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“There is just no comparison between having a dinner date with a man and staying home playing canasta with the girls.” — Marilyn Monroe

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“I didn't have nothin' going for me... school, home... until I found something I loved, which was music, and that changed everything.” — Eminem

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“My home is in Heaven. I'm just traveling through this world.” — Billy Graham

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“Nothing can bring a real sense of security into the home except true love.” — Billy Graham

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“I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.” — W.C. Fields

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“Christmas... is not an external event at all, but a piece of one's home that one carries in one's heart.” — Freya Stark

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“On the battlefield, the military pledges to leave no soldier behind. As a nation, let it be our pledge that when they return home, we leave no veteran behind.” — Dan Lipinski

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“A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.” — Marlene Dietrich

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“Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.” — Mae West

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“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.” — Phyllis Diller

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“For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.” — Erma Bombeck

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“My father probably thought the capital of the world was wherever he was at the time. It couldn't possibly be anyplace else. Where he and his wife were in their own home, that, for them, was the capital of the world.” — Bob Dylan

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“Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.” — Erma Bombeck

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“Hypocrites in the Church? Yes, and in the lodge and at the home. Don't hunt through the Church for a hypocrite. Go home and look in the mirror. Hypocrites? Yes. See that you make the number one less.” — Billy Sunday

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“One of the oldest human needs is having someone to wonder where you are when you don't come home at night.” — Margaret Mead

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“As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.” — Roseanne Barr

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“Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.” — Casey Stengel

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“I just owe almost everything to my father and it's passionately interesting for me that the things that I learned in a small town, in a very modest home, are just the things that I believe have won the election.” — Margaret Thatcher

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“One never reaches home, but wherever friendly paths intersect the whole world looks like home for a time.” — Hermann Hesse

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“Home is the place we love best and grumble the most.” — Billy Sunday

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“Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.” — Phyllis Diller

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“Instead of going out to dinner, buy good food. Cooking at home shows such affection. In a bad economy, it's more important to make yourself feel good.” — Ina Garten

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“You can't have it both ways. You can't tell me that you're taxed enough already, and that you want constitutional government and then in the next breath say, 'Bring me home some bacon.' The pig has been picked clean.” — Rand Paul

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