151 private quotes tagged pet

“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.” — George Carlin

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“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.” — Aldous Huxley

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“Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions they pass no criticisms.” — George Eliot

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“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.” — Josh Billings

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“A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.” — Mason Cooley

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“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.” — Abraham Lincoln

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“I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.” — Edgar Allan Poe

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“I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.” — Steven Wright

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“Even cats grow lonely and anxious.” — Mason Cooley

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“Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.” — Ann Landers

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“Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.” — Oliver Herford

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“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” — Winston Churchill

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“I live alone, with cats, books, pictures, fresh vegetables to cook, the garden, the hens to feed.” — Jeanette Winterson

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“Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.” — Mason Cooley

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“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.” — Woodrow Wilson

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“The dog is the god of frolic.” — Henry Ward Beecher

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“I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.” — Jules Verne

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“My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.” — Steven Wright

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“What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower

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“The smallest feline is a masterpiece.” — Leonardo da Vinci

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“Time spent with cats is never wasted.” — Sigmund Freud

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“What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.” — Rodney Dangerfield

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“I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.” — Rodney Dangerfield

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“Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened.” — Anatole France

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“I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.” — Rodney Dangerfield

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