“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.”
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“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.”
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“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”
“Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions they pass no criticisms.”
“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.”
“I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.”
“I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.”
“A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.”
“Even cats grow lonely and anxious.”
“Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.”
“Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
“I live alone, with cats, books, pictures, fresh vegetables to cook, the garden, the hens to feed.”
“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.”
“I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.”
“The dog is the god of frolic.”
“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”
“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”
“Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened.”
“What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.”
“What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.”
“The smallest feline is a masterpiece.”
“I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.”
“Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.”
“My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.”