151 private quotes tagged pet

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“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.”— George Carlin
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“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.”— Aldous Huxley
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“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”— Josh Billings
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“Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions they pass no criticisms.”— George Eliot
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“A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.”— Mason Cooley
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“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.”— Abraham Lincoln
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“Even cats grow lonely and anxious.”— Mason Cooley
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“I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.”— Steven Wright
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“I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.”— Edgar Allan Poe
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“Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”— Ann Landers
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“Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.”— Oliver Herford
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“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”— Winston Churchill
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“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.”— Fran Lebowitz
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“I live alone, with cats, books, pictures, fresh vegetables to cook, the garden, the hens to feed.”— Jeanette Winterson
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“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”— Woodrow Wilson
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“Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.”— Mason Cooley
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“I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.”— Jules Verne
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“The dog is the god of frolic.”— Henry Ward Beecher
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“What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.”— Dwight D. Eisenhower
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“The smallest feline is a masterpiece.”— Leonardo da Vinci
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“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”— Sigmund Freud
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“What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.”— Rodney Dangerfield
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“I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.”— Rodney Dangerfield
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“Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened.”— Anatole France
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“My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.”— Steven Wright