151 private quotes tagged pet

“The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.” — Bob Hope

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“I love cats because I enjoy my home and little by little, they become its visible soul.” — Jean Cocteau

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“No one ever pretended that shopping for anything is a rational experience. If it were, would there be Fluffernutter? Laceless sneakers? Porkpie hats? Would the Chia Pet even exist?” — Jeffrey Kluger

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“As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.” — Cleveland Amory

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“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.” — Garrison Keillor

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“Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.” — Chuck Palahniuk

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“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.” — Kinky Friedman

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“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.” — Charles de Gaulle

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“I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.” — Cher

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“Cats don't like change without their consent.” — Roger Caras

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“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” — Robert A. Heinlein

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“Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to.” — Alfred A. Montapert

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“Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.” — W. L. George

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“I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love.” — James Herriot

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“Dogs are my favorite people.” — Richard Dean Anderson

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“Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.” — Robert Benchley

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“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.” — Albert Schweitzer

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“The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food.” — Nicholas D. Kristof

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“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” — Robert Benchley

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“Never wear anything that panics the cat.” — P. J. O'Rourke

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“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.” — Fran Lebowitz

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“Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.” — Jim Davis

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“I brought a Border Collie back home to Vancouver from Wales - where some of my ancestors are from - and needed to challenge him in other ways than just being my pet. So I investigated sheep herding and took a few lessons, and decided I was probably learning more than my dog!” — Jane Siberry

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“No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.” — Kin Hubbard

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“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” — Roger Caras

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